MY-NEVERENDING-WONDERLAND.

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Looking at boobs why eating French fries 😏

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clannyphantom clannyphantom

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

unclewhisky unclewhisky

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

sashaforthewin

You are a mermaid, sir

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dashdrive dashdrive

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

youvegotafastcar92-deactivated2

weabros

why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS

edenmaris

Why don’t all guys think like this?

weabros

BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS IS F E M A L E

Source: weabros

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michaxl michaxl

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

katasthrope

Source: nyxa

organized-studies:
“ kindnessandgoodvibrations:
“ kindnessandgoodvibrations:
“ ghostoftwentysomethingspresent:
“ madsciences:
“ awfullydull:
“ markrial:
“ tramampoline:
“ slow-riot:
“Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the...

slow-riot

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

tramampoline

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

markrial

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

awfullydull

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY

*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)

After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

madsciences

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

ghostoftwentysomethingspresent

WHAT
Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

kindnessandgoodvibrations

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

kindnessandgoodvibrations

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

organized-studies

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

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